Metatron's Babe

DANCE MOMS AND METATRON.

I basically write whatever comes to mind, usually about Doctor Who or Supernatural. Destiel and 9/Rose are my OTPs.

Come follow my Supernatural-only blog! http://cas-orgy-queen.tumblr.com

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source (NSFW, obviously)
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"Combat bras"

My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via pemsylvania)

(Source: pemsylvania, via lillyintheimpalawiththedoctor)

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todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
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whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

(via perksofbeingabrianna)

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ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Everyone thinks programmers are so smart but really we’re all just a bunch of crazy duck worshipers.
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An Open Letter to Sam Pepper

lacigreen:

Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…

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An Open Letter to Sam Pepper

edwardspoonhands:

lacigreen:

Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…

There are a lot of blurry lines in the world, but this isn’t one of them. I’m very pleased the our community has come together to discuss this openly and rationally. Five stars to Laci for binding people together in that, with an open and clear message.

I hope (expect even) that Sam will be taking the video down soon, because every moment it’s up is another moment where he’s normalizing assault and societal dominance of women. 

(via allicat-strike)

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Mom: Eve had her baby this morning!
Me: Did she name her Minnie (because baby's older brother is Max and it would be like minimum and maximum and oh god I should never be a parent because I would do that to my kid)
Mom: No. She's named Ruby.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ... SHE DIDNT. OH MY GOD SHE NAMED HER RUBY?! AS IN MAX AND RUBY? SHE DID. SHE TOTALLY DID.
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chocolaty:

slygirl1:

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cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

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guardgirll:

Because helping someone else makes me feel a little better even if I can’t help myself

My philosophy. 

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willamholmes:

cowerings:

baby steps to learning to love yourself :

- look in the mirror everyday and say “wow i’m super cute”

- drink lots of h20 

- wear whatever you’d like and don’t let anyone stop you

- ignore the scale

- eat lots of strawberries

- spend time with nature

- do things that make YOU feel good

- you got this

- i believe in you

- you’re worth it

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